Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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