Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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