the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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