guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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