I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize