I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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