just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize