This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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