he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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