My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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