Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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