in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Pants 0. Shit 1.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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