I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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