thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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