my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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