Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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