On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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