Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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