This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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