I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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