i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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