You don't have asthma, your pregnant
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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