Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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