I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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