You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my phone needs a breathalizer
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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