The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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