Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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