didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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