i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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