Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I skipped work to stalk him.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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