Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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