Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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