Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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