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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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