I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Sorry my hands just texted you
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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