nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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