Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
