Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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