DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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