bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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