so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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