Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
high people should be assigned attendants
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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