all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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