this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
