I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
