He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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