I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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