Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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