Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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