Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
