I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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