Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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