Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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