Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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